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The Story of a Cat

once upon a time there was a cat who didn't know where he was at. (ok the rhyming has gotta stop) well as you would say it was lost. so it decided to go north, as it was going the cat saw a sign and it said restroom ahead. the cat was happy he had needed to use the rest room for a while. so the cat ran down the path to get to the restrooms, and when it reached the restrooms bolth of the doors said ladies but witch one was the real ladies room. the cat was a girl so it needed the right, one so she looked at the signs very carefully, one seemed to be a rely pretty green stone with the carving of the word ladies on it and the other one seemed to be a wrinkled-up peace of paper with red ink spelling ladies and there where bite marks all over it. now the cat knew exactly what to do, she realized that the bite marks on the paper where squirrels and squirrels had been her friend for a long time so she went in that room and when she walked in she saw about ten roosters eeeeek she said and the roosters went red at the same time as her she quickly darted out. and when she was out she realized she didn't have to do her (duty) any more so she looked for more signs than she found a sign that said"this way to the city" and she thought to her self "o goody" so she went down the path when she found her self at a bridge and a booth and it said no cats can cross this made the cat mad so she walked up to a booth and talked to the guy and he said that she should go away and that cats where not welcome in the city, so the toll tender bonked the cat on the head with a frying pan and the cat died.

the end

BY: me

the chronicles of jacob.

By: Bryant

Jacob and the shroom of legend

One day jacob was walking through an enchanted forest when he happened upon an old cottage. Jacob had been walking for a long time and thought maybe he should go into the cottage and take a rest. So he ventured forth into the cottage and he saw it was a the home of an old lady so he decided to help her. He did chores and he did all these other things that she could not do, and she rewarded his good intentions with food so he stayed there for a long time and got chubby. When he was cleaning the oven one day he felt himself get shoved into the oven. and heard the door close behind him. He started to feel it getting hotter and hotter but that was when he saw an odd mushroom at the back of the oven it was a pure gold top with a red and pink stem. He reached for it and thought "well I might as well have one more snack before i'm cooked". So he grabbed the mushroom and saw the name engraved in the top it was the shroom of legend! But Jacob had never heard of that before and by now it felt like it was noon in the desert in the oven so he quickly snarfed it. As he finished it he felt himself get back to his skinny self. all the while the old Lady who by now you probably guessed wan a witch was watching through the oven glass and she saw Jacob shrank back to his normal size so she got mad and turned the oven off and threw Jacob out of her house. Jacob was happy he had got out of that oven and he was grateful that there was a cool breeze. But he felt hotter than he usually was so he went over to the pond that was nearby and saw that he was harry ALL OVER and he screamed until he had let all his frustration out and then he walked back to the city where he started searching for a cure.

End of Part One

You will have to wait for part two to find out what becomes of Jacob.

By: Bryant (you don't get my last name)

Apartment 123

As Jacob entered the city he looked around and noticed it looked like no one was around even though it was noon. Jacob started to explore the city looking for any sign of life anywhere and for a way to get rid of all this hair. He looked in an apartment building and as he was exploring he found what appeared to be an empty apartment numbered 123 he noticed a something that caught his attention. It was a silvery thing hanging in the air just floating there and it looked like a mist of some kind. Jacob started to cautiously approach the silvery thing not knowing what it was. He inched ever closer and when he was close enough to touch the silvery thing it started to move! It rose a few feet and then started hovering toward the other end of the room. Jacob being naturally curious started to follow the .... thing. as the silvery thing reached the wall it shape shifted into some sort of silver animal that emitted an eerie silver glow. Then it lunged forward at Jacob and Jacob panic stricken ducked and the silver animal flew over Jacobs head into a creepy looking portal the same color as the ghoulish animal. and Jacob stood sat there just staring at the portal captivated by it's odd and ominous glow. Then as if drawn towards the unearthly portal he started towards it and as he got close enough he touched it and felt like he was being thrown forward into the portal. He felt like he was being squished into a small and compact space that kept getting smaller and smaller and then all of a sudden he felt like his regular self he was no longer hairy! Then he started to notice his surroundings it looked everything looked just like the apartment he had just came from except for one thing.... The End of part two

What will become of Jacob and what is this mysterious silver thing that led Jacob into the peculiar portal and where is jacob now? So many questions unanswered

By Bryant (nope still not getting my last name) (security reasons)

Jacob and Bryant's chronicle

this is quit a long short story that isent finished yet but enjoy bryants part is thinner wrighting

Jacob and Bryant's chronicle

As I was about to walk through the portal Bryant came running up beside me and said lets discover what is in this portal and we found a room with endless partying

We try to talk to one but all she would do is bark like it was some kind of language

huh well any way we try talking to talk to others but they all made animal sounds like it meant something I think they where trying to say

But there’s absolutely no way of telling what there really saying I was just making a counter joke

I glance around the room as you go off partying

I see no windows or doors or anything

And at that moment I realize one very important detail....

THERE IS NO PLACE FOR OXYGEN TO GET IN!

As I run to you I see you are partying and are completely oblivious to the fact

But If there is no place for oxygen what are we breathing I think to myself

Then I more closely inspect the green "people"

I realize they are.....MOVING PLANTS!

I suddenly realize that they must be providing the oxygen

Well now that my worries are gone I drag you off to an unoccupied corner

There I ask is there any way out and you reply....

Ummm... have we checked the ceiling?

Well then we both looked up and we saw a vent protruding a fluffy brown substance nearly invisible

The green people are sucking it up and that must be there source of food I blurted out

I said we can problem escape thro that vent if we don’t mind the fluffy stuff so we go to the vent

I don’t think you'll fit in Bry and I can’t reach with my height lift me up and ill try to find some help

you lift me up and when I leave to go find help I glimpse back and saw you parting like the animals they where speaking like

I go thro out the tunnel to trying find out where that fluff was coming from

the tunnel curved up and I tried hard to climb up I fell 2 times but the third time I made it I saw all the flowers on a flat piece of metal which looked as if I could use it for base ground

So I look around and see a wall with a window and a door these where the only other exists

So I head for the door trying not to breath in the fluff

As I was running the metal bent from under me...I collapsed and sank deeper and deeper I realized this so I took off for the door again I ran so fast that I actually made it door wasn’t gonna be fast enough so I jumped full heartedly thro the window I saw

*CRASH* I bulleted thru the window with only minor scratches but I was all right it was an odd room I was in I looked around and I could only see a button on one of the walls I thought since the button was the only thing in the room except the window and door I pressed it

all of the sudden a door appeared in front on me and I open it and walk out mean while back in the party room Bry grew impatient and to his surprise the tan and colorful walls went gray like metal and a door and a window where in the metal that was hidden behind the party room illusion when Bry saw this he.....

I saw the walls turn grey and I almost fell over in surprise but caught myself

I looked over at the nearby window and thought "how weird is this" yet the green plant "people" did not seem to notice the change. I sprinted over to the window and peered through it

I saw what looked like a supply room

I saved breaking the window and looked to the door. I walked over to it and tried it... no luck so I walked back to the window. I peered about to make sure the green beans (my slang name for them) were still partying they were so I kick ed the window as hard as I could... It didn’t break! I sat there amazed at the strength of the glass. So I walked to the other side of the room and then charged

As I neared the window I thought oh man this is gonna hurt. As I jumped at the window I felt the glass shatter on my shoulder. I winced as I felt the skin oh my shoulder bruise. I had shattered the window and made into the "supply closet". I looked about and saw many saws and swords, knifes and a sledge hammer. I picked up the sledge hammer noticing that the name on the side was Ol Sledgy.

I looked around and say no exit but the window I had just come from. So I jumped back through the window. As I got through the "green beans" were still dancing and I walked over to the door and tried it. Still locked, so I readied my sledge hammer and then swung with all my might at the door and I heard the wood splintering beneath my mighty blow I swung a second time and I saw the new hole I made I heard the wood splinter under the force of the blow I swung again and there was finally a hole I looked

Through and saw...

all of the sudden a door appeared in front on me and I open it and walk out (quote)and I found my self in a grassy area there was beautiful streams and.... could it be even a

yes I knew it although it hurt my eyes I looked at the thing that bewildered me o how love suns I said even though nobody was around but if there was a sun then that would mean

Yes I’m out side but where I have not a clue a start walking across rocks crossing all of the rivers I could

I didn’t do this for long because one rock in particular was blue and perfectly round of coarse I didn’t see this strange rock (or was it a rock) because I stepped on it and since it was so round it rolled and caused me to fall in the river

Now this was especially strange because when I was laying in the water of this river the water stopped and then started circling around me

All of the sudden the pain of my minor cuts didn’t seem to hurt any more

In fact I felt like a new person like when you just get out of a bubble bath u feel all cleansed

the water started moving faster and deeper it water was Turing into a whirl pool a pebble was sent flying in the air I was being whacked around the whirl pool being depressed that I didn’t get to further examine that rock

but that’s when I saw it in the whirlpool with me but on the opposite side of the spinning death trap that had confined me and then I could slightly see a pebble about the size of the one that flew up into the air it was then that I was sucked in

I held my breath trying to survive long enough to get to the surface but to my surprise I landed on in a room a dry room and there was two doors one of witch and a HOLE bashed out of the top of it

Bryant gaping at the hole felt something hit the side of his forehead just above his head he couldn’t see it or take it off so he.....

YEEOWCH I yelped as something smacked me in the head. I look back through the door to see Jacob sitting or rather flat on his back in the middle of the room. I rejoice at this turn of events. I try the knob again but that does not work so I take out Ol Sledgy and I bash the rest of the door down. As I do I see Jacob stirring on the ground? I quickly run over to him and kneel next to him looking him over

I hear a noise behind me so I quickly get up and spin around. The plant people have stopped dancing and partying and are staring right at me. I think to myself "what is up with them?”. I move closer to the other door picking up my sledge hammer. As I reach the door they started advancing toward me. I quickly I wheel around and sprint over to Jacob and shake him.

He opens his eyes and notices the plant people advancing on our position and says....

I open my eyes I can feel something on the side of my forehead I can feel something under my left arm

I quickly looked and noticed it was that rock that had got me here I look the other way towards Bry and see the advancing green beans

I thought o no what shall I do when I thought this Bry could hear my thoughts

Then I took the rock and pointed it at the green beans and said don’t move I’ve got a powerful weapon to are surprise they all jumped back

One of them aid in a dog tone voice and says "wee better get boss"

one of them pulled out a devise and a black portal appeared be hind him then a dark armored huge mussels guy stepped out of the portal all of the green beans bowed down be fore him and he said "hmmm I see we have some intruders one of them has Ol Sledgy and the other one has the orb of sanerarea both of these mean great worth to us especially that orb we have been looking for it for days"

I gasped thinking that the orb must of made the whirl pool and got me here in the first place I wonder of its power I held it steadily at the so called boss "ha you think you can get me with that it will take more power u can muster even with that orb

The black pea (boss) put a shield over him self and sent his green peas at us that’s when I thought o no Bry what shall we do not knowing that his thoughts would be transferred into the brain of Brys Conversation we can do this like switching back and forth

I thought "there’s just too many of them and I don’t have any combat skills”......

Well Jacob we'll have to make do with mine I thought catching onto the brain info transfer. I quickly ran and grabbed sledgy and then I jumped back in front of Jacob waiting for the attack. As they came at Jacob and me I swung sledgy with all my might knocking a few to the side I quickly spun allowing the momentum of my swings to help me in my next ones.

Soon there were green beans flying in all directions with my mighty blows Jacob ,standing just out of reach of my hammer, was helping by kicking and punching as much as he could. I thought, therefore transferring it to Jacob, "we have to figure out what is so special about these weapons but first we must get rid of all these minions. I was soon almost out of energy even with all the momentum helping me

Ol Sledgy started to become heavier and heaver but I thought I must keep fighting for my own life as well as Jacobs. Out of nowhere a thought hit me like a ton of bricks I thought "I am so dumb for not thinking this before" and so I told Jacob through the mind to, when I stop swinging, grab the end of Sledgy and start kicking like mad. So I stopped and he grabbed on and he started to kick so I started to spin in a circle and keeping him airborne he was destroying green beans left and right….

I thought but I have no combat skills and I could here Bry as I do and he picked up old sledgy and started bashing the green beans, the orb I held in my hands was now glowing blue I wondered why dose it do this so then I had a certain erg

this erg was to put the orb in my pocket and went by the swinging/spinning Bry and started punching and kicking the crap out of the ones that got to close to my fellow companion

While I did this I thought "holy crap I thought I had no combat skill at all I mean it must of been something with that orb

I look over and see Bry getting tired and heard him say when I stop get on my hammer I did as he said and he stopped and I got on then he started spinning me I tried to tell him that this was torcher and he should let me down but I was quite scared

I still spin getting sick my face was getting green and I was about to puke but that’s just when I lost my grip smashed the remaining green beans and flew into the boss

My impact with him made him irritated and he picked me up and was about to chop off my head when Bry.....

I noticed that Jacob had flown off and hit the boss he was about to chop Jacobs head off! I literally leaped into action. As I leapt forward I held the hammer up high and brought it down upon his arm. The impact had no effect on the armor but the vibration from the hit made his arm shake violently so he dropped Jacob. After Jacob had dropped I spun and smacked him in the stomach a resounding note filled the air.

But there was no dent at all I quickly kept bashing away and Jacob started to....

I got up seining that Bry was doing absolutely nothing so I pulled out my orb and said "ABRAKADABRA" the orb glowed blue and felt much better from my state of dizziness and puke heartedness so I took the orb wondering was else it could do so I pointed it at the black pea and said "hozay porkozay" the orb

did absolutely nothing the black bean lifted and shot me half across the room with his laser system located on his belly Bry saw this and....

I heard ABRAKADABRA and thought "Jacob has gone insane” then I heard him say hozay porkozay and thought "why is he saying jibberish?" Then the black bean looked at him clearly bored with me and shot him almost the full distance across the room. I quickly rushed over to Jacob and made sure he was still alive, he was but he was not green as he had been before so

I thought if it worked for Jacob. And then yelled Morran tradna, not knowing exactly what I was saying but I had a strange feeling about those words. My hammer immediately started to glow and I ran and thwacked shoulder as hard as I could. It finally made a dent! But after that hit my hammer stopped glowing and I felt drained so I ran back to Jacob as he was getting up....

I open my eyes from squinting with pain I look up at Bry and felt like I was hit by a train all of the sudden I glowed blue and I felt all better

I look at the black bean while I got up and said "verninio kalamanta and when I said that a sword glowing blue was laying halfway between me and the boss

so I ran towards it and did a rolling dive picked up the sword and started madly smashing the boss with my newly found sword I was surprised in what I was doing because I was doing it with such strength while I was doing my mad sword techniques I knocked of his right shoulder plate of coarse he got mad and started fighting back I,,,, block once twice and the third time we got in a lock and the boss kicked me into you I landed an the orb hit you and you glowed blue.....

I felt Jacob's stone hit me but instead of hurting I felt at the top of my game. I got back up off the ground and ran towards the boss I brought my hammer around under his arm and pounded his side he sort of staggered but quickly recovered I blocked his attacks as best I could but he literally slapped me so I got mad and Yelled Fira kla geeata! And my hammer burst into flames

I lifted my hammer high above my head and brought it swiftly down upon his shoulder. As my hammer connected he screamed in agony as the hammer dented his shoulder plate and he tried to punch me as hard as he could but I did a tactical back flip and retreated to the back of the room and started running back towards him , my hammer high in the air fixing for another assault on his shoulder. As all this was taking place Jacob was....

I get up looking at Bry attacking though boss so I look at my sword it was gone so much for that I said to my self I look back at Bry and said hey Bry I need a sword......

I heard Jacob and after my blow to his other shoulder (denting it) I rolled away from his attack back flipped and retreated back to Jacob and threw one of the swords I had taken from the supply closet "use it well I said as I ran back to make another assault on his side or something....

I took the sword and started running at Bry

when I got to him I said I hope this works and jumped of his back and said "icateon" my sword got enveloped in an ice chunk in the shape of a scimitar I flew down at the boss and aimed for he dented shoulder plate it pierced his armor and hit his shoulder he stumbled too his knees and pulled out a device.......

I noticed what Jacob had done and saw the device he pressed the button and 10 more green beans popped out of nowhere. I quickly reacted by smashing the device. Then I grabbed my hammer and ran in a circle around the boss sticking my hammer out the side and smashing all the green beans into walls with the force. When they died the boss looked totally help less so I walked in front of the panting boss and

Then with all my might brought my hammer down upon his other shoulder breaking the armored and smashing the bone (if that is what they have in their bodies) he howled and fell over not moving.

I stared in amazement when al of the sudden the orb came out of my pocket and floated over the corpse of the dead boss and made him hover his body turned to ash and the ash fell to the ground while the orb purified his armor and sword then the orb came back to me and his now purified white equipment fell to the floor

I went to the sword and said this is so totally me and then I picked it up....

I walked over to the armor touching it when all of a sudden it floated up and then went around me and put itself on me. Whoa! Cool! I said as I noticed that the sledge hammer did not feel so heavy anymore. All of a sudden all the doors and/or windows disappeared replaced by one wooden door....

We slowly walked to it and opened it and when we did we where nearly blown away we couldn’t see because sand got in are eyes and that’s when I thought ... SAND!!!!!....

I thought we are in a desert? (I had not seen outside) So I said no time to waste wherever we go and moved to and through the door. The sunlight was blinding because we had been inside for so long. As my eyes adjusted I saw that as Jacob moved trough the door, it disappeared! WOAH Jacob did you see what just happened to the door!? And where is the building we were just in?

well I don’t know I guess it might of been an illusion all along but where did we get this neat stuff if it where an illusion hmmm well all I know is I’m felling funky the waves in the sand make me think cold water yet its hot

My best guess is to go right or left or maybe up

At that moment the orb flew out of me pocket made a blue arrow pointing south and went to my pocket "I wonder if we should trust it" I said...

"Well we have no other place to go so let's try it" I said and so we started to head south we traveled for a long time. I said to Jacob "we need to find supplies this desert is just too hot and we have no water." we kept going and soon I could since both of us were getting very tired. It was sundown and I said let's rest for the night.

so we set up "camp" I guess you could call it and started to get cold all of the sudden then I remembered from social studies that the deserts got really cold during the night. I stated this to Jacob and I said is there any thing that we could make a fire out of? ....

“Would ol sledgy work?” I said......

I said outraged 'WHAT! SLEDGY JUST FINISHED THAT LAST BOSS OFF!" I am NOT making a fire out of it. Then it hit me. Oh yeah heh heh oops. I yelled Fira kla geeata and sledgy's metal burst into flames and I laid it in between us warming us and then we both gradually fell asleep.

we woke up and ol sledgy had died down because it was getting warmer I wake up really thirsty I look at my orb and hold a cup by it and looked at the sun set when I look back I saw the cup was full so I drank it carrying less how it got there

I look over at Bry and saw him snoring so I let him be I look around the camp and saw a little armadillo like creature unburying its self

I said to my self that fellow had the right idea so I went back to the hammer and rested my eyes

I woke up disoriented and not sure where we were then I realized we were in the desert. I sat up and noticed ol sledgy was out and saw Jacob asleep. I got up and then I scouted around the camp making sure it was safe. Then I walked over to Jacob and shook him awake so we could get going to the next place so it was not as hot as we traveled. We started to walk through the desert and both of us

Started to complain that we had no food. So we kept walking and around noon we saw the tip of a tent over the next dune. I rejoiced and then started to run towards the tent as I got to the top I saw it was not only one tent but a whole group! I ran down into town and then asked a passerby where we were and he answered.....

and he said "nowhere you should be so we go to some of the tents looking for food, once we actually got to the produce shop we realizes we didn’t have any money

We have to get food somehow, I said to Bry…. Bry said….

Well if I were to create a diversion maybe you could make it a five finger discount'? Jacob agreed and so I walked over to some weird looking thing I had never seen before and asked the shop keep what it was. It turned out to be some odd carrying bag even though it looked like some live animal. While the shop keep was telling me what it was (keep in mind no one else was in there) Jacob was.....

tired I looked around for something to steal I found some plates of assorted kind I stole them along with some weapons like throwing stars and other such stuff I looked at Bry and nodded at him and I asked the shop keeper "hey what’s this and that’s when Bry.....

I snuck around the desk and grabbed a couple loafs of bread some jerky and some dried fruit. I noticed the shop keep was still distracted and slipped into the store room. It was stocked full! so I grabbed some fresh meat and swiped some salt, grabbed from the wall some other spices and then I got some matches and some flint and I (as stealthily as I could) stepped out of the supply closet and

Grabbed one of those strange bags from the wall. I started to examine something just as the shop keep turned around. I said to Jacob let's go and so we stepped out of the tent and then we headed for the outskirts of town conversing a way to get out of this world. A strange man stepped into our path and said STOP! So we stopped in front of him thinking oh crap maybe he found out we stole some stuff.

I brought my hand around to ol sledgy waiting. Then he started to tell of a tale that a great treasure that could teleport you anywhere, but a magical beast guarded it. I said to him tell us where this is and so he told of an old cave that was enchanted. After he was finished with the details Jacob and I went off toward the cave entrance.....

You can also send winks just make noise so I can be alert

we travel towards the cave with the bright sun beating upon are skin I said to Bry "hey look on the bright side once where done wheel have an awesome tan either that or a killer burn so we so about half of the way I drop to the ground face first ouch I said as I almost got knocked out.......

 by:bryant and me jacob